Losing My Virginity on a Toilet
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is losing my virginity on a toilet. I always hoped the first time would be special and romantic, with someone I wanted to spend my life with. I threw all that aside after a few too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades and let some stranger bang me on the toilet. [Female, 22] HAHAHAHAHAHA MIKE’S HARD LEMONADE!?
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Psychology Today: What do you think is the most troubling general misconception about introverts?
Dr. Laurie Helgoe: Wow — it’s hard to choose. I am very troubled by the tendency to define introverts by what they lack. Introversion is a preference, not a fallback plan. Introverts like being introverts. We are drawn to ideas, we are passionate observers, and for us, solitude is rich and generative. Think of all that goes on in the playground of solitude: daydreaming, reading, composing, meditating — and just being, writing, calculating, fantasizing, thinking, praying, theorizing, imagining, drawing/painting/sculpting, inventing, researching, reflecting. You get the idea.
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And I got it. Aaaaaaha.